stream of communication

So... i think my head is going to explode.

I have been getting a lot of un-solicited communications from random people i don't know... all different things:

first... Christians... trying... to... convert... me...

I have no idea how i got to be public enemy number 1... but on both myspace and facebook, i have gotten a rash of born-agains trying to save me from my wicked lifestyle. Sleeping with a christian man is not going to make me anymore christian than sleeping with a gay man. I am sorry... Mostly it's women sending me christian messages of praying for my soul... my soul is fine thank you... it doesn't need your intrusive prayers. I keep sending back everything as spam... but they don't stop... *sigh*


second... potential lovers... from 1000's of miles away!

I have been getting a rash of people sending me messages... chat and messages from personals sites etc... about getting to know me and such... they are nice guys... and i believe they are genuine. some are from europe... most are from somewhere in the US (i just ignore the guys from the philippines)

a 21 year old from fairbanks alaska... who is determined to take up most of my time is the first of 2 i will talk about. we chat on aim... and while this is the third day of chatting, he wants to progress to phone conversations... i told him, very politely no... not after 3 days... he is getting a little stalkeresque. I have to put him down a couple pegs... either way... he's not getting my #... and i am not listed... and he doesn't know my name other than Jeff... and do you know how many gay guys named jeff there are in Atlanta? A TON!!!

The next guy... is a 25 year old half british/portugese from London. He's living in Washington DC... APPARENTLY (in otherwords... no way to verify) he went to Cambridge and is now a civilian "lead financial analayst" for the US Navy... (i have to be honest... it's a story i have never heard before... and slightly intrigues me) I have seen a couple of his pics (ones he put on his personal profile, and ones he sent... (no x rated ones) and i think he's quite adorable. Not traditionally cute... but cute enough... AND... we seem to connect on all of our hobbies... ones he mentions, and ones i mention, (including things i don't have listed anywhere) If he was down in atlanta... we would probably have a date for this weekend (where... he would probably stand me up... because people ar like that towards me) but i would give it a shot none-the-less. Who knows... maybe i will have a project in DC and we could meet. But... IF (and i am not saying it will... it's WWWAAAYYY too early to tell) we meet and hit it off... this could be the first time my wish came true... someone who is interested in me, that has his life together...

third... 5 different scams from nigeria...

i don't know why i am a target for scams... but if anyone from nigeria is reading this... I don't want to date anyone from there... and after the last 5 messages... i don't want to know anyone from there. so leave me alone!!!!!!!

*this has been a public service announcement*

P.S. I talked with one of my friends i have been getting the silent treatment from... and he gave me a "believable" excuse... *shrug*

P.S.S. sleep has been crazy... i can't seem to wake up early anymore... and some strange dreams about (just last night):

"the urination courtship of the prisoners of Alcatraz"
"decorating the house for Christmas and Halloween at the same time"
"escaping from a park full of bicyclists!"

(sometimes... i really think that my mind is my worst enemy)