Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy VD Everyone!

Yes... it's funny how Valentine's Day and Venereal Disease have the same definitions...

It is no seceret that I have been single every Valentine's day for my entire life... I hate this holiday. The only valentine's presents i have ever recieved were from my mother when I was in elementary school. We would always come home to find a heart shaped box full of chocolates, which would be gone that evening... well... most of them... the disgusting ones, would be half eaten and thrown away. Kinda funny that back then, strawberry didn't make me ill. Though I didn't really like them back then anyway.

My good friend Vernard calls this day Single's Awareness Day... SAD for short... which, if you are single and don't want to be (AKA ME) this holiday is sad... love is supposed to be in the air... though i don't feel it... I find Cupid being my least favorite of the greco/roman pantheon... as he has shot me with his arrow several times... but forgot to shoot my target. Little chubby bastard... those little wings always did look stupid... and i hope he soils that diaper! Love Stinks!

At least until I ever (if i ever) find love... then my opinion will most likely change. Until then...

Happy VD world... Take it for what you will!

Love Always...

O

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